Episode 96: It’s All About Assaulting The *CENSORED* (And Jared Turns Another Year Older)

It’s a familiar formula: take a Scope host’s birthday, throw in a party and some blueberry-flavored vodka, set up a handful of mics, and push the big red “record” button on the computer.

And what comes out of it? A big old Scope mega-mess. But in the best way possible.

Yes, it was Scope host Jared’s party (he didn’t cry, but he could have if he wanted to) and that meant one thing: drunken recording with a bunch of his closest friends (yes, that means Adam was nowhere to be found.) It also meant a truncated show without most of the Scope filler you’ve come to love.

Still, we made the effort to whip up another edition of “Scope Pyramid” (without the lovable Dick Clark) as well as give you a sampling of Under The Scope. We can’t guarantee it was a good show, but we will go on record and say it was shorter than most episodes. And that’s what the world needs…just a little less Scope.

Hey, who’s writing this stuff, anyway?

The Scope Episode 96 knows that Shane ain’t funny but still loves him unconditionally. Group hug, bitches!

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Episode 95: (The Turn of the 19th Century) Fifth Annual Fall TV Preview

Summer is firmly in the rear-view mirror and that can mean only one thing: your Scope hosts return from months of tanning, working on their mono-abs, and recreating LFO’s “Summer Girls” music video to get back on the podcasting horse, as it be.

The return is both epic and important in nature. New TV is coming to a, well, TV near you. That means Jared, Adam, Shane, as well as special guest, Scooter, get together and break down all of the new programming choices.

The two takeaways: Far too many new legal shows are coming your way and Scooter is an expert with awkward phone pauses. (Oh, and for all of you Molly lovers: we tried to get her on the show but she was too busy “working at her job trying to earn a living.” Sheesh.)

The gang also tackles the usual bits with their usual pseudo-vigor and actual indifference. But it can’t stop the one undeniable fact:  The Scope is back and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

Unless you pay money. Lots of it. (Okay, not lots. Some.)

The Scope Episode #95 wants to be your Ping buddy.

First Show Canceled
Scooter: Nikita – CW
Jared: Outsourced – NBC
Adam: Mike & Molly – CBS
Shane: My Generation – ABC

Music
Scope Sounds:
It’s Good To Be The King” – the great Luke Ski feat. Devo Spice, Insane Ian, and Bud Sharpe

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